Monday, 30 March 2015

Today I went for a walk around Shinjuku.


I headed to Shinjuku Gyoen to see how the cherry blossoms were coming along.

Apparently they have bloomed about 5 days early this year, so they're already at full bloom in Tokyo; which is bad luck for a couple of reasons.

The blossoms only last for about a week after full bloom (wind and rain are a factor in how quickly they fall off the trees).

So,

1) Emma may find that the trees are bare when she gets here

2) By the time we get to Kyoto/Osaka, the cherry blossoms may be done and dusted there as well.

Anyway, I'll just have to console myself with o toro for like $3.50 a piece.

The park was lovely:

People were taking photos of people standing amongst the cherry blossoms pretty much everywhere you looked.

The blossoms themselves varied from almost complete white

to a beautiful shade of pink

some trees just couldn't help themselves and seemed to be taking the piss.
I said "pink"

a bridge

the view from same


everyone else was doing it
After which I headed past the queue of several hundred people waiting to get into the park (there's an entry fee and so tickets. I'm not sure if there was an increase in traffic at lunchtime as I was leaving, or the gate I entered by was just way less busy that the one I left via)

I wandered the back streets and alleys of Shinjuku, for a bit.


Did some shopping, and then headed over to the government building.


It has an observation deck.

The view.

the Roppongi hills observatory if I'm not mistaken

Shinjuku Gyoen

All up the day was a bit smoggy.
After which I headed back to the hotel to write this, and think about what to have for dinner.

Will it be Sushi?

Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode:

It's Sushi.

Sunday, 29 March 2015

This post is mostly for Emma

I thought I'd give you a few tips on getting around (and in particular getting to the hotel we'll be staying at when you arrive, since as far as I can tell it isn't where google maps thinks it is).

Anyway, I'll leave the hotel directions until last.


In terms of tips that will serve you well until we meet up:

I'd mention the money/7-eleven thing, but I already covered that in my last main post. Although it's worth pointing out that there's a 7-eleven at the airport. Well, a 7-eleven ATM, which is the important bit. It's just before you walk into the train station at terminal 2, there's probably one at terminal 1 as well, but who knows.

Japanese words. I mentioned Gaijin earlier, which is the Japanese word for dirty foreigner. If you learned more Japanese great, because then you can listen in to them mocking you, but if you didn't that's okay, because there are only two other words you definitely need to know.

すみません          Sumimasen.        Su - mi - ma - sen
This means "I'm an important foreigner"
It can be used in a number of situations. For instance if you are in a shop or some other situation where someone isn't paying attention to you you can say "Sumimasen" or "I'm an important foreigner, pay attention to me". But you can also use it in other situations, say you accidentally walk into someone, you can say "Sumimasen" or "I'm an important foreigner, watch where you're going". Japanese as a language leaves unspoken a lot of things that can be implied through context, so in both cases the same word suffices. You may think that you hear Japanese people saying Sumimasen to you, say if someone were to walk into you accidentally. In fact, your untrained ear is missing the change in inflection that turns it into "You're an important foreigner" "I should have looked where I was going". When Japanese people say Sumimasen to you, the apology is implied. 

分かりません       Wakarimasen      Wa - ka - ri - ma - sen
This means "I'm a busy foreigner"
This is mostly used when someone is speaking to you in Japanese. You can say "Wakarimasen" as in "I'm a busy foreigner, I don't have time for your nonsense". They may try again in english, realising that you are busy and that this might be the quickest way of resolving the situation so you can get on with whatever important things you are doing.

At any rate, they've served me well so far.





Getting to the hotel.

When you arrive at the airport, head for the train station. It's on the basement level of each terminal.

Use the ticket machine to purchase a ticket with a 5000 Yen note.

You could line up at the ticket office, but there's probably a plane load or two of ignorant foreigners already queued up there to get a ticket. It'll take too long.

There are local trains that come through those stations, so make sure you get the right machine. The NEX narita express logo is pretty hard to miss.

There's a button at the top of the screen to put the thing in english. Unless you're playing on hard mode I'd suggest that as your first option. Then you want the Narita limited express. You'll only be allowed a from of whichever terminal you're currently at, and you want Shinjuku as your destination. You want an allocated seat in a regular car (as opposed to a green car), pick window/aisle/don't care and then you should be given a selection of times. Give yourself 5 minutes to get to the platform, but you shouldn't need more, so unless you really like the ambiance of the airport train station, as long as the first train is more than 5 minutes away, pick that one. 

(If you do somehow screw up and miss your train, your assigned seat ticket is valid for the unassigned carriages of another train for 24 hours or something)
  
By now you should have a ticket

Go to the platform and find the marker for the car you're on.

If you're wondering if you should get on the train that just pulled up, or if that's a local train and not the one you want, the interior of the NEX has comfy looking red and black seats, like this: 
Also, the train will be on time. Precisely. 

The train ride from the airport is the better part of an hour.

You have quite a long stretch before a stop, then another long stretch before Tokyo station. Following Tokyo station there will be three stops in fairly quick succession. The third of these should be Shinjuku.

Once you're at Shinjuku station, you want to leave via the east exit. Given where the NEX stops, getting to the East exit may not be possible, or if it is it may not be worth the hassle. Once you pass through a ticket gate here the gate will eat your ticket (since it is done with) and you wont be able to get back in.

You can leave via the South East exit instead.

Failing that, leave by the South exit.

If you leave via the south exit, turn left, it should look like this
 If you follow that you will get to the south east exit on your left fairly shortly.

From the south east exit (facing directly out) there is a set of stairs you should go down


at the bottom, at the street, turn left

follow along the east side of the station (which is a department store called lumine est)

you will eventually arrive at the east entrance. If you managed to leave the station this way and ignored the proceeding bits congratulations.

Continue to follow around the outside of the station, through some construction hoarding until you get to an intersection. The intersection is a bit all over the place with diagonal pedestrian crossings and stuff, but you want to veer left and stay with the road that runs alongside the train line. (Be on the right side of that road though, which involves crossing the street.
 When you get near the next main road you'll be able to see the hotel. It's the red brick building below. You can't cross directly there though, so follow the road around to the right a bit and cross over to where the building with surprised swimsuit girl and the cartoon tiger is, and then cross another street to where the hotel is.
 this is the building
 the entrance to the hotel is around to the right on the outside of the building.

If all else fails, the hotel is part of Seibu-Shinjuku Station, so follow the signs or ask directions to that.

Things I've eaten - Spite edition


2015 Japan

I flew as direct as I could manage this time. I have had enough of 5 hour naps on airport seats.

As direct as I could without changing days was Jetstar via the Gold Coast.

Jetstar are not a very good airline FWIW.

I mean, granted I'm not at the bottom of the ocean with no-one having the faintest idea where the plane went, but still.

Things I like about Jetstar:

1) They're almost as cheap as the people who lose planes.

2) The windows on their plane:

They have a variable tint LCD film type thing going on. 
Things I don't like:

Practically everything else. Particularly the part where they took three goes to assign me a seat at check in (including taking a boarding pass they printed 5 seconds ago back off me) before then moving me once we had boarded the plane and I had sat down in my assigned seat.

I'm not a fan of them price gouging for every little service they provide either. I refuse to pay for inflight entertainment, so I watched TV on my laptop until the battery ran out (the plane had no power points, to further add to their litany of crimes). I was then left with trying to sleep on an airplane with no room to move, or watching American Sniper on the screen of the guy next to me with no sound.

He watched it about 4 times over the course of the flight, I think. Probably because he kept falling asleep and missing huge chunks of it, but it might be because Jetstar charge you per film you want to watch. I don't know, but I wouldn't put it past them.

Anyway, I got the gist of it.

There's a patriotic guy in a bar, and he's reminiscing about the time he was a sniper in iraq, and how he had to fight evil sniper. He shoots some dudes (and a nun) and evil sniper shoots some dudes. Then one day evil sniper shoots a marine electrician, and good sniper checks his goggles and even though evil sniper's distance level is over 9000! he takes the shot anyway and kills him. Then there's a gun battle on the roof, and good sniper is winning until the mummy attacks them. Maybe the evil sniper was the mummy, and shooting him activated his sand powers. Like I said, no sound. Anyway, it looks bad for them, but then an armored car arrives to rescue him and he goes to see his wife. Who, by the way, someone should tell about the invention of voicemail, because when she can't get hold of him on the phone she bursts into tears like it's the end of the world, and it happens a lot.

Anyway, this is my cursed hotel room.
It's on the thirteenth floor, and the Australian dollar amount on my credit card statement
is for $666 exactly. A rarity in foreign currency exchanges in my experience.
 Anyway, it's not all bad. There's a 7-eleven across the road from my hotel. Oh wait it is, it's closed for renovations.

and possibly the first cherry blossoms of the trip.
 As a filthy tourist 7-elevens are the lifeblood of your stay. They are about the only place any of your credit cards will work, and therefore their ATMs are your only source of paper money, which you will be using a lot of because, there's hardly anywhere your credit cards will work.

Also, they sell a much better range of random crap than 7-elevens at home do.

for instance, here is the wine section, right next to the instant noodle section.

A friend from work asked me to grab him some rice crackers of a particular sort from a nearby department store, so I wandered over to check it out this afternoon.

$65 worth of market fresh strawberries anyone?
It's time to go mobile...
 Anyway, about an hour and half of scouring the stupid food floor of the department store, with staff I approached shouting  "Gaijin wa kyodaidearu" before running off (I presume to find me the rice crackers, but they seemed to have as much trouble as I did, since none returned with any) and doing so many laps of the store I nearly overdosed on the free sample of prawn crackers they were handing out. I finally showed a small woman handing out samples the photo I had of the empty wrapper. She ducked off down an aisle and quickly returned with a bag of the crackers with a helpful  "Watashi o kizutsukeru ikenai" and I paid for them and left.

they came in a nice wrapper and bag.

I hope they were worth an hour and a half of my time!

Which leads me neatly to my next post.

Finale - 2014 World Tour

Back in Tokyo

Shinjuku at night


Transforming Sushi robots



Harajuku


Changi, the world's most uncomfortable airport.
We slept here for almost 5 hours at 3am.

Home again

Photoception: Me taking a photo of Ken taking a photo of Hamish taking a photo of Ken.