Thursday, 16 April 2015

Stuff I've eaten - Tokyo (part four)

Waffles:
Strawberry
 Matcha tea
Cheese and Salami at the Jazz bar, along with 25 year old whisky.
 Back to the 24 hour Sushi bar




 Another fine breakfast hotdog
 Kyubey







 High rollers lounge
 The nespresso in my room.
Most western hotels will leave you a mint. Not the japanese.
This was a weird popping candy they left me. It was really sour. Like a warhead but much worse.
I think it was supposed to be peppermint flavoured, which isn't really a traditional sour flavour, but hey it made my tounge go green for a day or two.
 Breakfast in the high rollers lounge
 tiny cakes
 Tempura for lunch
 Waiting for the train snacks

 It has butter and honey gluing two pancakes together.

Tokyo - Japanese madness

An aside.

The japanese have a bunch of onomatopoeia.
They are often doubled up words.

There's a wikipedia page about it, which has some examples:
DokiDoki for instance is the sound of a heart beat.
YobuYobu is the sound an old person's wobbly legs make.
GiraGira is the sound of something shining in a dazzling fashion.

Remember this last one.






The next night was Emma's last night and so we moved hotels to somewhere with a little more style and class.

This is the room I chose: 




 Emma went with this:





 She has a future as a crazy cat lady yet...

That evening we were booked into Robot Restaurant. This is the front of the building.
The ticket office is across the street, and the actual entrance is around the corner and down the street a bit for some reason.

It should be pointed out that at least 90% of the patrons for this are stupid gaijin. This is a show that is over the top wacky Japanese stuff solely for tourists. They probably don't speak much/any Japanese.

This door is the door immediately opposite the ticket office.
The door you might assume is the entrance to the robot restaurant if say, you spoke no Japanese and didn't understand when they told you upon handing you the tickets that the entrance was around the corner.

The Katakana translates as Gira Gira Ga-rusu, or sparkle sparkle girls, if you'd prefer.

The more perceptive of you may have noticed the black on white "18" sign above the doorway. I have no idea what is in there, but I spent a glorious 15 minutes or so while Emma was picking up the tickets watching a fairly constant stream of people walk in with Robot Restaurant tickets and almost immediately come back out.

I'm torn as to whether my favourite was the british woman sheparding her husband and two boys ~12-13 years of age out with her hands practically over their eyes, or the big black American who went in with his two friends and as they were coming back out said "Yo boys, that shit's fo' after the robots!"

Anyway, tickets in hand we were told we could wait in the bar until the show was ready to start.

It is possibly the most gaudy thing I've ever seen
Complete with robot band:
 The show is more or less what you would expect.





If you have literally no idea what to expect, hit me up, I have video of some of the show, I just can't be bothered to youtube it.

Afterwards we ate at Kyubey, a Sushi restaurant in the hotel.

We finished off the evening by having some drinks in the Luxury Lounge my suite afforded me access to. Emma had to pay a guest fee, because despite being more expensive, the Kitty room just doesn't have the perks.
 I also breakfasted in the high rollers lounge the next morning.
 After which we wandered around Shinjuku for a bit, had soem lunch, and I bid Emma farewell, leaving her to catch the limousine bus to the airport.
And I headed to the station to catch a train to Niigata.

Wednesday, 15 April 2015

Stuff I've eaten - Osaka edition

Okonomiyaki

Coffee Jelly
 Emma bought this
 It's like someone baked shortbread using unflavoured protein powder instead of flour.
There's a lazy fried egg called gudetama by the people that make Hello Kitty. In addition to various merchandise he is available in candy form. Sadly it tastes nothing like egg, and instead vaguely of lemon.
 Sukiyaki

 McDonalds has a Sakura shake
 Cheese and salami and dried squid
 green tea mini oreos
 yakitori at Osaka castle
 I got the crappy tea cup.

So far, hands down the worst Sushi of the trip...
 it was pretty good.
 you brush soy sauce onto the sushi using a brush in a communal bowl. It can't be hygenic.
 Pickled vegetables
 deep fried seaweed
 Lobster Sashimi
 Undercooked chicken
 Kobe beef
 salad
 Cheeze and gyoza

 yakitori roulette
 Snacks on a train