It begins

A confused looking woman is sitting at an airport.

She has agreed to go to Japan. For some reason she cannot explain, this involves being stuck at Cairns airport and paying $13 for a bacon and egg muffin that has been microwaved so that the cheese has melted to the napkin it is served on, but some of the egg is still cold on the inside.

She made the mistake of complaining to her travelling companion that blogger has discontinued their iPhone app, so now he has downloaded the Android version and is pissing about with it while they wait for the boarding gate to open.