Stuff I've seen - New Orleans edition

I'm not saying your city is festy, but if people start drinking at 3 in the afternoon, maybe you have some issues...

I'm not saying your city is festy, but if it's basically a giant frat party, maybe you need a better class of neighbour...

I'm not saying your city is festy, but if the only people who are awake at 9am are the people who are hosing vomit off the sidewalk, maybe it's time to re-evaluate some life choices...

I'm not saying your city is festy, but if my "wildlife highlight" is a rat the size of my forearm, you may want to invest in some squirrels...

I didn't get my camera out before the rat ran away, have this shot instead.

I'm not saying your city is festy, but if I'm being beckoned into this establishment before the sun has even gone down, maybe God will destroy you in a hurricane

Ken after two daiquiris

Ken tried to take us to this "cool park" he had "found" previously. He got us lost (despite having google maps on a smartphone). I eventually figured out where he wanted us to be. He then kept on about how he knew where he was the entire time and got upset when I didn't tape that bit, so I did:

A statue at the park.

The Royal Pant

 At the French Market

The best "pretend to be a statue" busker I have ever seen.